LAPRDAM - 21. 7. 2014.
Ma dajte. Malo zaj...te politiku i nasmijte se. Vjerujte da je smijeh lijek. I ubacite neki svoj vic da se smijemo zajedno.
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Pri pregledu pacijentice, liječnik kaže:
"Vaša, pluća otkucaji srca i pritisak su u redu.
A, sad ćemo pogledati kako je vaša
mala stvar zbog koje žene imaju sve
vrste problema.
Žena se odmah počinje svlačiti...
Liječnik je u tome spriječi govoreći:
"NE! NE! Obucite haljinu natrag.
Samo mi pokazite jezik!
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Zašto su faraoni pravili piramide?
Zato sto su šiljate pa niko ne može da im se posere na grobu!
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Igrali Ličani nogometnu utakmicu protiv međeda. Bauštelac i bloger Krule iz Saborskog zakasnio na početak, sjeda na tribine i pita prvog do sebe:
- Jel', kojes' naši ?
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Postoje tri vrste lizanja.
- Lizanje sladoleda radi slasti,
- Lizanje pipice radi strasti
- I lizanje dupeta radi vlasti.
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Kaže žena mužu:
Voljela bih da si kao kalendar!
Muž sa osmijehom na licu zapita:
Da li zato da bi me gledala svakoga dana?
Žena odbrusi:
Ne, da bih te mijenjala svake godine!
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Sjede Mujo i Haso u kafani u Derventi i piju, pa poslije pete rakije
povedu razgovor o muško-ženskim odnosima. Haso ispali:
- Meni ti moja Habiba stalno prigovara da više nema džentlmena među muškarcima...
Mujo odmahne glavom: - Jok, bolan, nije istina, evo ja neki dan držao
Fati kišobran da ne pokisne! Haso zadivljeno upita:
- Kada?
Mujo otpije i odgovori: - Dok je mijenjala gumu kod Doboja …
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U jednoj naprednoj EU zemlji gej par (homoseksualci) usvojio dijete.
Otišli s klinjom na more, na nudističku plažu. I dok je jedan od njih
ležao go sa klinjom, mali primjeti vidnu razliku i reče:
"Joj tata kolika je kod tebe kita"!
Ovaj uzvrati:
"Nije to ništa sine. Da tek vidiš kod mame.......
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I za kraj - ženski Harlekini ili ipak - Prljavci
21. 7. 2014.
Ajd i vi koji dodajte.
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