LAPRDAM - 14. 10. 2014.
U vlaku, u kupeu, sjede zgodna plavuša, časna sestra, Hrvat i Slovenac. Uđe vlak u tunel, nastane totalni mrak i u mraku se čuje masna šamarčina. Izađe vlak iz tunela, a Slovenac se drži za obraz i gleda zbunjeno. Misli se časna "Sigurno je ovaj prostak pipkao plavušu, pa mu je ova vratila kako spada."
Misli se plavuša "Sigurno je ovaj išao pipkat mene, pa je slučajno dohvatio časnu, i dobio po zubima."
Misli se Slovenac "Sigurno je ovaj prostačina Hrvat išao pipkat neku od ove dvije pa sam ja dobio šamarčinu ni kriv ni dužan."
Misli se Hrvat: "Kad će opet tunel da mu zaljepim još jednu,
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