LAPRDAM - 28. 4. 2914.
Veco Banana putuje u Rijeku.
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Umrla dobra baka i završila u Raju. Čim je stigla Bog joj kaže: „Draga bako, budući da si bila tako dobra, izaberi da ti ispunim jednu želju.'
„Joooj, bogek moj dragi, znate, ja bi vam najviše na svetu htjela bit živa.'
I Bog je stavi u toplomjer.
Mujo kaže Fati:
„Daj mi one čarape za golf!“
„A koje su ti to?“
„One s devet rupa.“
Uđe stari Crnogorac u mesnicu, pa zatraži od mesara kilu
mlade teletine. Na to mu mesar odsiječe neku matoru govedinu, baci je na vagu i reče:
"A viđu, čoče, kako je lijepo i mlado, do juče je trčalo za sisom!"
Stari Crnogorac vidi šta mu je ovaj uvalio, pa reče:
"Jes', bogumi, trčalo, al' ne za sisom već za kurcom".
Prodao Bosanac svog papagaja Hrvatu. Papagaj bistar, priča sve u šesnest,
samo uvijek pozdravlja sa selam. Nezgodno to Hrvatu, blamira ga ptica stalno pred
gostima, i odluči on da ga ne hrani sve dok papagaj ne dođe pameti...
Prođe tako mjesec dana i papagaj se ušuti. Konta Hrvat, opametio se.
Sav sretan odluči on da ga ponovo počne hraniti. Izvadi sjemena i stavi u kavez,
kad će papagaj na to: - "Šućur Allahu, isposti se i ovaj mjesec Ramazana".
Kako se zove kokoš koja je IN? - Kokain.
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